Up until this week whenever I thought about bears this song popped into my head---> And then something TERRIFYING happened, and I wasn't even drinking! (GASP!) A crash echoed outside SO. FREAKING. LOUDLY. that I was convinced of two things: 1. Someone was trying to break in. And 2. Someone was trying to break in.… Continue reading The “Bear” Necessities
Tag: funny
Weird Dr. Seuss Love
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." — Dr. Seuss Which is sort of weird... but what the hey. <3333333
We’re going to be friends
"I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass." -- Cassandra Clare Cheers to all you badass writers out there, being brave every single day. Don't think you're awesome? YOU stare rejection in the face and laugh. Sure, sometimes you may cry, but guess what? YOU STILL PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE. Which… Continue reading We’re going to be friends
Highway to hell
"The road to hell is paved with adverbs." -- Stephen King Nuh-uh Stephen. The road to hell is paved with mocktails. Duh. <333333333
Take me to the river
"You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug." -- Suzanne Collins Thank you? Do you have any characters that people will LOVE to HATE in your manuscript? To REALLY give your main character depth, don't be afraid to stank them up a bit. No one is perfect after all. XOXO
Done sold my soul to the Jersey Devil
"I never met a man that I didn't like." - Will Rogers Looks like we've got a 'situation' here. Know anyone in real life that's annoying? No? Then take the night off and watch some reality tv for some annoying character traits. (Not that I'm promoting embarrassing Jersday night television shows on MTV....) XOXOXO
Last night
"After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass." - Cecily von Ziegesar Rinse and repeat. This was just for fun, I couldn't resist. Happy Thursday XO.
Shaken, not stirred: The Winter Angel
Friday's are the perfect day of the week to get your friends together, grab some liquor and drink a cocktail or two or three. Since there's another storm coming I thought you'd appreciate 'The Winter Angel.' You're welcome loves. XOXO Here's what you'll need: 2 1/2 ounces vodka 1 1/2 ounces Calvados (or any apple… Continue reading Shaken, not stirred: The Winter Angel
Boys of… Summer?
"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer." - Albert Camus Interesting. What have you discovered about yourself this winter? Your characters? What gives them strength in the darkest times? Hope this gives you food for thought. XOXO
Steady as she goes
"I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it." - Mae West You so cray-cray Mae. What's your Main Character's reputation like? Does it fit with their personality? Sassy, flirty, serious, angst-y? How do they behave in public? The most interesting characters have a few different sides… Continue reading Steady as she goes
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