Top Ten Weekend Quotes

Here are a few weekend quotes for you to enjoy. Some are silly, some are so, so very true. Happy Friday! XO

Top Ten Weekend Quotes

1.) Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.  John Shirley

2.) Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.  Author Unknown

3.) The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.  Jean Rhys

4.) Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.  Richard Rorty

5.) Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.  Bill Watterson

6.) The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. Chuck Palahniuk 

7.) The whole point of the week is the weekend. Angela Montenegro (Bones)

8.) Oh come on’P.O.E.T.S.’? ‘piss.off.early.tomorrows.saturday.’ the weekend approaches people!” Dan Abnett

9.) Pancakes taste best consumed in periods of sloth on protracted weekend mornings. Ken Albala

10.) Some days felt longer than other days. Some days felt like two whole days. Unfortunately those days were never weekend days. Our Saturdays and Sundays passed in half the time of a normal workday. Joshua Ferris

We’re going to be friends

“I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.”
— Cassandra Clare

 Cheers to all you badass writers out there, being brave every single day. Don’t think you’re awesome?

YOU stare rejection in the face and laugh.

Sure, sometimes you may cry, but guess what? YOU STILL PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE. Which makes you one helluva badass. Just sayin. XOXO

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Creature Fear

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“It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever.” — Terry Pratchett

Tell that to Fluffy.

Be like Fluffy with your writing. The more you read and write, the better you’ll get. I pinky swear. XOXO

Take me to the river

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“You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.” — Suzanne Collins

Thank you?

Do you have any characters that people will LOVE to HATE in your manuscript? To REALLY give your main character depth, don’t be afraid to stank them up a bit. No one is perfect after all. XOXO

Let’s eat grandpa

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“I was working on the proof of one of my poems all morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.” – Oscar Wilde

It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally eats grandpa.

I’m TOTALLY guilty of this common grammar mistake. Oh, the SHAME. XOXO

Done sold my soul to the Jersey Devil

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“I never met a man that I didn’t like.” – Will Rogers

Looks like we’ve got a ‘situation’ here.

Know anyone in real life that’s annoying? No? Then take the night off and watch some reality tv for some annoying character traits. (Not that I’m promoting embarrassing Jersday night television shows on MTV….)

XOXOXO

Jersey Shore Bait: Cabs are heeere

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“For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing.” – Friedrich Nietzsche

Happy JERSDAY #JerseyShore

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