Here are a few weekend quotes for you to enjoy. Some are silly, some are so, so very true. Happy Friday! XO Top Ten Weekend Quotes 1.) Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them. John Shirley 2.) Only Robinson Crusoe had… Continue reading Top Ten Weekend Quotes
Tag: Funny Quotes
We’re going to be friends
"I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass." -- Cassandra Clare Cheers to all you badass writers out there, being brave every single day. Don't think you're awesome? YOU stare rejection in the face and laugh. Sure, sometimes you may cry, but guess what? YOU STILL PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE. Which… Continue reading We’re going to be friends
Creature Fear
"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever." -- Terry Pratchett Tell that to Fluffy. Be like Fluffy with your writing. The more you read and write, the better you'll get. I pinky swear. XOXO
Take me to the river
"You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug." -- Suzanne Collins Thank you? Do you have any characters that people will LOVE to HATE in your manuscript? To REALLY give your main character depth, don't be afraid to stank them up a bit. No one is perfect after all. XOXO
Let’s eat grandpa
"I was working on the proof of one of my poems all morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again." - Oscar Wilde It's all fun and games until someone accidentally eats grandpa. I'm TOTALLY guilty of this common grammar mistake. Oh, the SHAME. XOXO
Done sold my soul to the Jersey Devil
"I never met a man that I didn't like." - Will Rogers Looks like we've got a 'situation' here. Know anyone in real life that's annoying? No? Then take the night off and watch some reality tv for some annoying character traits. (Not that I'm promoting embarrassing Jersday night television shows on MTV....) XOXOXO
Jersey Shore Bait: Cabs are heeere
"For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing." - Friedrich Nietzsche Happy JERSDAY #JerseyShore <33333333333333
You can’t talk to a fool.
"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. "- Mark Twain Amen.
Shooting stars, romance & marijuana
"I heard what you said. I’m not the silly romantic you think. I don’t want the heavens or the shooting stars. I don’t want gemstones or gold. I have those things already. I want…a steady hand. A kind soul. I want to fall asleep, and wake, knowing my heart is safe. I want to love,… Continue reading Shooting stars, romance & marijuana
Quote of the day: Damn me to hell
"Damn me to hell or take me to heaven, but for Gods sake, do it now...." - Nora Roberts You want hell? Buckle up, we're heading to Jersey.
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