Liquid Relief, Quotes

Highway to hell

"The road to hell is paved with adverbs." -- Stephen King Nuh-uh Stephen. The road to hell is paved with mocktails. Duh. <333333333

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Creature Fear

"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever." -- Terry Pratchett Tell that to Fluffy. Be like Fluffy with your writing. The more you read and write, the better you'll get. I pinky swear. XOXO

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Let’s eat grandpa

"I was working on the proof of one of my poems all morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again." - Oscar Wilde It's all fun and games until someone accidentally eats grandpa. I'm TOTALLY guilty of this common grammar mistake. Oh, the SHAME. XOXO

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Done sold my soul to the Jersey Devil

"I never met a man that I didn't like." - Will Rogers Looks like we've got a 'situation' here. Know anyone in real life that's annoying? No? Then take the night off and watch some reality tv for some annoying character traits. (Not that I'm promoting embarrassing Jersday night television shows on MTV....) XOXOXO

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Goonies never say die!

Goonies never say die! What exactly am I referring to? Besides a fantastic 80s movie, I'm not sure. But it's a positive motto for the day kids, so enjoy. For all my writing comrades out there, no matter where you're at in the publishing process-- NEVER SAY DIE!!! (AKA NEVER GIVE UP) God-- is it… Continue reading Goonies never say die!

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Winter wonderland? Bring a shovel…

"Weather is a great metaphor for life - sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, and there's nothing much you can do about it but carry an umbrella." - Terri Guillemets And sometimes you need to carry a shovel... The snowpocalypse is here. I'm snug inside, with some dairy-free hot coco and a good book....for now.… Continue reading Winter wonderland? Bring a shovel…

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Coming clean

"The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes." - Agatha Christie Does the same hold true if we have a dishwasher? Please say yes... Hope you're having an amazing day. XOXOXO

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Sunny Afternoon

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.  Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.  Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." - Theodore Geisel I like vodka. It makes my brain cells… Continue reading Sunny Afternoon