Best maniacal meme ever…

My super awesome author/blogger/twitter/Neil Gaiman lovin’ (I swear she’s my twin) pal, Anita Grace Howard (from A Still And Quiet Madness) tagged me in a really fun Meme. Her awesome blogging pal Miss Jenny Phresh (of The Party Pony) made up these silly questions and they’re crazy fun. I’ve tagged some new and old blogging friends at the bottom…enjoy! <3333

Are you a rutabaga?

Nope. I’m just a tumblin’ little twinkie.

When was the last time you ate lion meat?

Hmm, hard to say. I did drink some tiger blood with Sheen a few months back…

Upload a heartwarming picture of something that makes you smile.

My kids

Behold the power of kitty cuteness!

If you could go back in time and kick the crap out of someone, who would it be?

The Easter Bunny of 88’ for being downright creeptastic.

Name one habit that makes other people plot your demise.

My weekly singing of the Newsies “King of New York” at a decibel only furry woodland creatures can hear. You only think I’m kidding…

What song would you like to be playing while you are kicking the crap out of someone?

R.E.M – Shiny Happy People. It’d mess with their minds.

Where da muffin top at?

Rumor has it, that it’s near Antarctica on holiday. But that’s supposed to be a secret.

How many goats, stacked atop one another like Yertle’s Turtles, would it take to reach the moon?

That’s super easy: 3,647,193. Duh. The real question is how many aardvark’s (carrying two goats on its back) does it take to cross the United States three times…only moving in a westerly direction?

Describe yourself using obscure Latin words.

Deus ex machina only because I bought a shirt, or dress that was called deus ex machina a few weeks ago. *Shakes fist at ModCloth*

Why does evil exist?

Because we killed all the friggen unicorns back in the day.

What the chiz are you thinking right now?

How come more people don’t talk about rutabaga’s…they’re interesting enough. Right?

As the rules state, I can tag as many or few peeps as I want. I’m tagging five of my cool blogger pals, in hopes they’ll play along and pass on the lunacy. Let’s make this puppy go viral!

  1.  Alexis
  2.  2blu2btru
  3. Coco Cappuccina
  4. Ruth A Casie
  5.  L.M. Stull

Pick a funny nickname for number 1. 

Bunny Ears and Bat Wings (It’s the super awesome name of her blog!!)

Make up a rhyme about number 2.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so is 2blu2btru!

Where would number 3 hide in the event of the apocalypse?

Somewhere near lots-o-coffee or tea! 🙂

Where does number 4 purchase her pants?

At the awesomesauce pant’s store.

What would number 5’s favorite dance move be?

The Running Man!

Have a wonderful day! <333333333