"May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs!" - Owen K. Lorion And when all else fails you could exercise. Or drink more and not care...… Continue reading May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs
"The funny thing about Thanksgiving, or any huge meal, is that you spend 12 hours shopping for it and then chopping and cooking and braising and blanching. Then it takes 20 minutes to eat it and everybody sort of sits around in a food coma, and then it takes four hours to clean it up."… Continue reading Thanksgiving food coma: A national pastime
It’s the Monday before Thanksgiving and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a... wait a minute. That’s complete bull! I’m stirring - and I’m not talking about the holiday gravy yet. Even with all the early holiday warnings broadcast over radio and television waves, I’ve managed to avoid grabbing the… Continue reading Please stand clear of the turkey, thank you.