Um, so, this one time on Twitter…I may have thought it was a REALLY good idea to harass one of my friends into creating an evil panty meme. Hey, it felt like the right thing for a Tuesday morning. Being that all of my friends on Twitter are AWESOME, she obliged. (I’m talking about @MichelleSimkins, so totally
stalk follow her.)
And then…oh, yes, she tagged yours truly. And that was a SHAMEFUL two
almost three months ago, and holy guac am I red in the face.
It’s only fair that I (FINALLY) post the underoo wonderoo, er, evil panty meme! Be sure to stop by Michelle’s blog ‘green woman’ for more of her super fab posts.
So here it is, the already infamous panty meme. The rules are, of course, copy the questions, answer them, and tag others to do the same.
What do you call your panties/underwear/undergarments? Do you have any commonly used nicknames for them?
I refer to my undergarments as undies. Yes, I am in my twenties and I’m not actually five. No, I am not ashamed. UNDIES FTW!
Have you ever had that supposedly common dream of being in a crowded place in only your underwear?
I wish, er, wait that came out wrong. I’m usually in “le buff” wondering what the hell I drank, and where, OH WHERE are my shoes?!
What is the worst thing you can think of to make panties out of?
Spiders. Big. Dead. Spiders. Gargantuan tarantulas. MILLIONS OF THEM. Go on and scream with me.
If you were a pair of panties, what color would you be, and WHY?
Can I say invisible? Not like, peek-a-boo butt cheek kind-of-invisible, but OMG her legs are detached, how is that torso walking, and why-is-she-terrorizing-the-neighbors invisible.
What do you mean invisible’s not a color?!
Have you ever thrown your panties/underwear at a rock star or other celebrity? If so, which one(s)? If not, which one(s) WOULD you throw your panties/underwear at, given the opportunity?
maybe james franco NO ONE! maybe james franco VICTORIA NEEDS TO KEEP HER SECRETS!!!!! maybe james franco
You’re out of clean panties. What do you do?
Whip out a sewing box, grab scissors, find a sacrificial shirt and get to work. These are all lies, naturally. I don’t sew.
Are you old enough to remember Underoos? If so, did you have any? Which ones?
Sadly, no, no, and no. But I did google them, and I’m going to have a talk with my mother. I COULD HAVE BEEN WONDER WOMAN!!
If you could have any message printed on your panties, what would it be?
I’m not sure, but I’ll tell you one thing: if a guy I’m dating EVER has a message on his
undies boxers that says “welcome to the jungle” I’ll probably be terrified. For MULTIPLE reasons.
How many bloggers does it take to put panties on a goat?
Three. One to grab the back legs. One to man the panties. And one to document
the phuckery for Youtube while peeing her panties.
If you’re still reading my answers, consider yourself tagged! And then let me know on twitter, or here when you post your answers. Keep the evil panty meme alive!
Oh, and just because I’m not “officially” tagging anyone doesn’t mean your time isn’t coming…
The evil panty meme is like a ninja lurking in the night. You have been warned.
9 thoughts on “The Evil Panty Meme Rides Again”
Awesome! Way to be fearless and face the evil panties! And spiders . . . I actually don’t mind spiders but the thought of dead tarantula panties is truly shriek inducing.
Welcome to the posse, ma’am.
Thank you, and thank you for making such a freakin’ awesome meme! Now picture the hair legs of the tarantula–I can’t. I just threw up in my mouth.
BWAAAA! The meme claims another victim. James Franco–he’s a panty’s worst nightmare. (grr…)
Sheer beauty, my friend!
Thanks so much my dear! And damn that James Franco, damn him to panty hell!!!! 🙂 Happy weekend!!!
Yay! You make the #goatposse proud, my dear! Welcome to sparkle-panted-cloven-toed land. Nice to have you aboard. HEE
#goatwub you, twinkster. 🙂
Yay! I’m glad I did the #goatposse justice!!! twink squad high-five 🙂 Hope you’re having a great weekend <333
Be careful. the EVIL PANTY MEME is a never-ending beast. I STILL get blog hits on mine and it’s been MONTHS!
And you are now officially a #goatposse! 😀
HAHAHA you get those hits too?!?!? It’s going to live on in internet infamy 🙂
I’m excited to be official #goatposse for life!
Big dead spiders????? *shudders* Don’t know how I missed this. It was AWESOME!
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