All these things that I’ve done

“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.”

— Roald Dahl

I believe whiskey is magical. KIDDING! (No, no I’m not.) <33333333

Where did you sleep last night

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“There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.” – Sarah Dessen

And sometimes it happens after your fifth shot of whiskey at some dive bar with a broken jukebox. Probably.

Hope you’re enjoying the short (humorous?) posts. Whatever you do today, kick some ass. (In the most positive way, of course.)