“I do want to get married. It’s a nice idea. Though I think husbands are like tattoos–you should wait until you come across something you want on your body for the rest of your life instead of just wandering into a tattoo parlor on some idle Sunday and saying, ‘I feel like I should have one of these suckers by now. I’ll take a thorny rose and a “MOM” anchor, please. No, not that one–the big one.”
— Sloane Crosley excerpt from I Was Told There’d Be Cake
Wait a bloody second. Are you telling me the thorny rose and MOM anchor tattoo I got this past Sunday was all for naught? Shit.
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