“May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!”
– Owen K. Lorion
And when all else fails you could exercise. Or drink more and not care… like me. Either way, HAPPY TURKEY DAY! There won’t be a post tomorrow or Friday, but I’ll see you sugar dumplings back here on CYBER MONDAY! Fo’ Sho.
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